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    November 09

    When Life Hands You Lemons, Make It Extra Sweet Lemon-ade, With A Piece Of Pie (With Whipped Cream and/or Ice Cream), Plus Some Chips and Dip & Maybe A Leftover Salami Sandwich

     

     

     

    Remaining Positive While Feeling Mystified And Testing The Limits of Comfort Eating  

    There is something happening here. However, what it is or might be, is not exactly clear but remains rather opaque. Everybody, stop now, what is that thunking? C’est moi bonking moi tête sur la keyboard. A functioning of a computer keyboard is a mystery of totality to me. Well, actually the functioning of an intact computer is a mystery for me, a puzzle I ignore in much the same way I ignore things and events requiring ignorance.
     
    I have mastered the ostrich technique such that almost an entire class can vanish on walk home from a round dance. This is so another post. It was late-ish and we were strolling and blabbing conversing and then in the darkness the group dwindled as various childrens broke from the pack to sleep at their Aunties, Kokums and Cousins and Uncles. On arrival at the school’s wall tent the canvas and tarped area was a palace of emptiness. Anyhoo…
     
    The cognitive function of the keyboard deceased after the service provider konked out for two or three hours in a storm on Friday (?) or maybe during updates Thursday? This is a) bothersome, b) mysterious and c) aggravating. It worked and then it did not operate and then it did and then – gack – it no longer functionated. I checked driver, the keyboard place at control central and all other areas online and offline. I discovered ppl have all manner of mysteriousities re. keyboard glitches. Perhaps, this is lemon keyboard?
     
    After much soul searching, I understood I did not accidentally turn on sticky keys or fool around with filter keys set-ups. I yearn for return to spaces. I recalled there is assistive technology and set-up on-screen keyboard but this is laboriously laborious arduosity.
     
    Tomorrow (10 November, 2009) there is health management appointment with computer store near to physiotherapy. I am flummoxed. This is, hopefully, just some random-but-oh-so-easy-to-solve situation. This is just the oddest event. I have used computers since 1976 ― without ever having need to become an expert. LOL

     

    I have been so fortunate in that mice and boards always just operated operationally. So I slump at computer with wry smile cut and pasted on-sreen, thinking: ‘O!Great!Goddess!Of!Glitches! please help me find this an amusing interlude.’ Healthwise I improve and hope all of you are as well as can be. [1]

    ENDNOTES

     

    [1] I think not. Sigh. I archive mentally to use judiciously in future posts. I am reduced to visit without comment?

     

    © Sharilyn Calliou. 9 November 2009  All Rights Reserved

     

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    Jenwrote:
    Oh, orright. From reading below comment, you finally got it sussed anyway. Hope the cold/flu/atchoo stuff is getting better:-)
    Nov. 11
    Jenwrote:
    Face it, Happy. You need a new one! Go on. I dare yer. Buy a new one;-)

    Hope you're okay.
    Nov. 11
    pennywrote:
    Thank goodness all is well.
    Nov. 11
    Palla-Janewrote:
    I sympathize. I often hit some key unknowingly, which puts me someplace in space that I am not aware existed!
    Screaming panic is usually my reaction! Happy to have our Happy back!
    Nov. 10
    john bordwrote:
    The glitches of glutches...oh me oh my,,,, how that keyboard shall hear from the board enginer. Toot Toot...onwards and up wards.
    Nov. 10
    Happy Flowerwrote:
    Hello World! Took keyboard to computer shoppe by physiotherapists on ugly, rainy day. Naturally le computer repair person plugs into his computer (a sleek, sleek baby, whoa!) USB port and this keyboard behaves unbelievably perfectly!!!! This is like the dental thingey when you plop in the chair and nothing hurts, at all, ever. I slump to the floor in a dead heaped faint, murmuring, 'No, no, no.' Tech guy, very patient owner, assists me to upright position and walks me through what I might have touched. Er, there was the self-experiment with changing keyboard to Canadian multilingual keyboard parce que sometimes j'ecrite en francaise and it is tiresome to manually inserts accentes goos and accente gravis and I touched something. Also, he explained that, perhaps, sometimes USB ports go 'bad'. I could tell he meant it because of the grave tone in which he said 'bad'. When he said 'bad', it sounded worse than when my first marriage went 'bad' or a turkey stuffing recipe meant 'bad'. Anyhoo...I came home and after several incantations and a swig of cola I inserted the a different USB port and also undid attempt to add languages. Then voila, c'est le keyboard I know and love (again). I feel hours of weeks behind. I like idea supplied to always have spare keyboard and other items on hand, kinda like I have a case lot of kleenexes, throat lozenges and litres of OJ. I am still sniffling, enuff so medical personnel stepped away from me, miming at me and keeping masks on their visages. I have a very stubborn cold but am not considered ER material. So I shall continue to simmer soup, slurp tea and eat throat lozenges like candy. For those thinking of visit to YVR we are considered in the second peak of N1N1 and most people I know have the sniffles, a cold, the regular flu and some down with real H1N1. Thank-you for kind suggestions and shared stories. Now to work on tonight's post :)
    Nov. 10
    Palla-Janewrote:
    Ditto Rocket Man. 'Cept maybe place 'Queen' where he has 'King'! Told you I have spare Keyboard. Anyone in Aussie heading for Canada? LOL. Though not funny. Frustrating, I know.
    Hoping physio helps. Hoping computer shop can help. Wishing I could help!
    Nov. 10
    ROCKET MANwrote:
    Man, I'm starving now! I'm the king of computer crashes/hardware malfunction/software glitches and
    I can attest that no manner of ponding on dead keyboards will restores them to life. As for Windows 7, I'll deal with it if and when it comes pre-installed and covered under the warranty on my next laptop.
    Nov. 10
    Musicmanwrote:
    Are you sure it wasn't the half bottle of gin which you spilt over the keyboard, or the many cigarettes you stubbed out on the delete button as you wrote your poems? Or maybe the continual headbutting of the keys as you fell asleep at the computer?
    Nov. 10
    pennywrote:
    Keyboard problem sounds very curious.
    Nov. 10
    I have my PC problem at the moment, just installed Windows 7 and tried to put my computer in sleep mode.
    In my case it sould be called Coma Mode, it does not wake up, until I pull the power plug and start over again.
    Read all the forums etc, about a 1000 fixes.

    I have a cheap spare keyboard and mouse on hand just in case one stops working.
    Nov. 10
    Just Mandywrote:
    Holy quirkiness Happy, the thing that always annoys me PCs, is when they won't work, the answer is always found online! Where you can't get at it!
    Nov. 10
    Jenniferwrote:
    liked the title, Happy. Actually I should say it is very wisely said, an optimist's attitude disguised under the cover of lemon, pie and cream. =]
    Nov. 9
    john bordwrote:
    sounds like a slice of lemon pie a la egg white fluffed up and litely crisped in the oven....then maybe keyboard will function.

    personally I prefer a good hard salami on sourdough with a bottle of vinter's red, while sitting in snow drift after walking out of skies.
    Nov. 9
    sherriwrote:
    Hope you are well too.
    Nov. 9

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